Hello, Gentleman perfectly fine!
In the wake of Joe Jonas file for divorce Sophie Turnernow is just the right time to look back at some of them Taylor Swift Texts that seem all too relevant to the current situation. As we’ve reported, there’s been a lot of skepticism about the split between the two Jonas’ brother and his future ex – and this one Fearless (Taylor’s version) The lyrics are eyebrow-raising, to say the least.
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Although the 33-year-old superstar never explicitly names names in her tracks, everyone knows when she sings about ex-partners. Swifties are pretty sure several The songs in her discography are about her ex-boyfriend Joe, who she dated in 2008. And the lyrics to it Gentleman perfectly fine seem to predict pretty well what’s going on between Joe and the game of Thrones Alum.
“Hello sir, ‘Totally fine’ / How is your heart after it broke mine? / Mr. “Always in the right place at the right time,” baby / Hello Mr. “Casually Cruel” / Mr. “It’s all about you” / I’ve been Miss “Misery” since you left / And that’s you Mr. ‘Totally fine ‘“
The bridge in particular is pretty revealing – the 34-year-old singer has been criticized online for how the whole saga is unfolding. It seems like all the stories portray him as innocent and Sophie as a terrible mother and wife. Some people have even gone so far as to call it a “smear campaign.” And we really hate to say it, but T-Swizzle might have said it first:
“So dignified in your well-pressed suit / So strategic that all eyes are on you / You stroll to your seat / It’s the best seat, in the best room / ‘Oh, he’s so smug, Mr. ‘Always Wins’ / So far above me in every way / So far above feeling anything.”
Does Joe look completely fine? Always win? While Sophie has to defend herself? hmm…
Well, hopefully the actress at least got a 27-second call from Joe to tell him he wanted a divorce…
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