Donald Trump’s mug shot has disappeared
Photo: Fulton County Sheriff’s Office via Getty Images
We got the shot! After Donald Trump received four criminal charges within about as many months – with crimes in New York, Florida, Washington, DC and now Georgia relating to paying hush money to a porn star, hoarding classified documents and attempting to overturn the 2020 election, to name but a few To name a few – the former president was being held at the Fulton County jail in Atlanta on Thursday night. Soon after, Trump’s much-anticipated mug shot, the first of an American president, finally came out. And well, it looks like someone went to Tyra Banks acting school. His brows furrow against the flashlight, his flaxen toupee shimmers, and he pouts into the camera and gives what appears to be his best Kubrick look. In reality, it would be closer to an irritated gremlin if gremlins also wore ties that were way too long.
Shortly after leaving prison, Trump posted his mugshot on Truth Social with the words “Election interference!” and “Never Surrender,” though he actually just did it. Still, you can see why he’s proud of this photo; it’s historical! His team has since started selling mugshot merchandise, while Trump himself has already returned to his team Summer house and golf course in Bedminster, New Jersey, for a local campaign event. His 18 co-defendants also had their photo day on Wednesday, including Trump’s personal attorney and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani.
Like all co-defendants, Big Tits was Giuliani released after booking. Unfortunately, there’s no temporary hair dye dripping from his scalp in his mugshot, but we do see a raised eyebrow and a tightly clenched jaw — maybe it’s him meow for a better definition? One thing is for sure: these two cronies convey so much with one look. Even Tyra could applaud.
